Well this is not really a vent, but gave me a chuckle anyway. Definitely a near miss, just does not involve me. Today, I was watching a motorbike cop. He turned the corner on a busy street only to have a pedestrian jump out in front of him. How the fuk he missed that guy I have no idea, bit of luck, bit of skill, me thinks both. But its the closest I have ever seen to a pedestrian getting snotted in a big way. Cop was not going to fast, but he was not going slow either. Needless to say, cop pulls up tells the bloke to wait in the side of the road then pulls up and proceeds to tear him a new arsehole. Put a big smile on my face.