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Sick...but funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Mcsenna, Aug 17, 2012.

  1. In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook:

    “I’ve blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3”,

    rather than, “I’ve just ****ed a fourteen year old escort”.

    The police still haven’t seen the funny side of it, and they’ve confiscated my laptop.

    However, the news isn’t all bad; the wife has gone to stay with her mother.
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  2. that's terrible... (but funny too.....)
  3. That's great, need to remember that one.
  4. I recently caused a minor nose to tail at a set of lights by bumping a black hatchback.
    A young and attractive woman got out, dressed in the shortest skirt you've ever seen.
    "Just go straight up my ar$e why don't ya!!!" she yelled

    And this, Your Honour, is where the confusion started...
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