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short scottish joke

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by waedwe, Dec 28, 2008.

  1. A bloke walks into a Glasgow library and says to the prim librarian,
    'Excuse me Miss, dey ye hiv any books on suicide?'
    To which she stops doing her tasks, looks at him over the top of her glasses and says,
    'Fook off, ye'll no bring it back!

  2. .

    clink!! :p

    Took a few secs :roll: but I got it!! :LOL: