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Shopping at Target

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by wizud, May 16, 2007.

  1. A very loud, obnoxious and particularly unattractive woman entered a Target store with her two screaming feral kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way. The store greeter said 'Good morning madam ,what delightful children. Are they twins?"

    The woman replied" are you stupid or blind you F%^& wit, he's 7 and she's 9. They don"t even look alike! Are you a total D@#khead or what?"

    The staff member said" Not at all Madam, I just couldn't imagine anyone wanting to root you twice!"
  2. ahahha aha aha ah ha :LOL:
  3. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
    How many times have I wished I actually could say something like that and get away with it....... :cool:
  4. :WStupid: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
  5. HAHAHAHAHA :LOL: ROFL :rofl: that is fkn hilarious! :rofl: