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Shocking fire in Sydney

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Feb 8, 2007.

  1. News reports a fire in the Darrell Lea chocolate factory in Kogarah this morning!!!! :shock:

    A spokesman for the company is quoted as saying; "The damage was contained to the storeroom packing boxes and equipment - no chocolate."

    Phew !!! :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:.
  2. Eswen will be relieved...
  3. Don't worry citizens, this minor incident has not compromised our capacity to churn out over-priced, sub-par quality confectionary in any way!

    Rumors that the fire was started due to a spark from static electric build-up on the bundles and bundles of cash we make and never reinvest into product development/improvement, are completely unfounded.

    Our investigators, at this stage, feel that rats nesting in a heating element in the chocolate making room are more likely to blame.

    Please help us get back in action and be able to put this mess behind us, by purchasing some of our pretentious packaging which may contain traces of chocolate inside.

    Thank you.
  4. Ktulu = Chariman 2 :LOL: :LOL: