Well guys, the writing's on the wall. Women the world over are rejoicing. No longer needing to get married in order to cut off the supply, now they can just say to you: "Sorry dear but I won't do that. Don't you realise oral sex gives you cancer?" It spells the end of catholic high school dances everywhere. Pimply faced teenage boys have cried out in horror, seeing no further reason to get dressed up in monkey suits and prance around a hall without the time honoured tradition of the post ball blow job... Is it a sign of the impending apocalypse?