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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by midnight, Jun 14, 2005.

  1. Shazza goes into Centrelink in Melton ......

    "How many children?" asks the Centrelink worker "10" replies Shazza.

    "10???" says the Centrelink worker."What are their names?" "Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"

    "Doesn't that get confusing?" asks the Centerlink Worker,

    "Naah..." says Shazza "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAAAYNE, YA DINNER'S READY or WAAAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."

    "What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed Centrelink worker.

    "That's easy," says Shazza... "I just use their surnames"
  2. 0 Laughter.
  3. :D

    Pisser! Hadnt heard that before
  4. For Queensland readers, substitute Inala for Melton :D
  5. Victorian's can substitute a few too, Broady, Eaglehawke, etc
  6. and Moe
  7. and Sale from all reports iv'e heard.
  8. Negative 2 in the Karma stakes :eek: Who in Melton or Inala have I offended :LOL:
  9. Maquarie Fields would make a fine substitute for sydney siders
  10. And, if a man and wife get divorced in Tasmania, are they still brother and sister?