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Sh*t happens!!......

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Feb 1, 2010.

  1. Taoism: Shit happens.

    Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.

    Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

    Confusianism: Confucius says: shit happens

    Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.

    Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.

    Catholicism: Shit happens because you're bad.

    Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

    Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama.

    TV Evangalism: Send more shit.

    Atheism: No shit.

    Hedonism: There's nothing like a good shit happening.

    Jehovahs Witness: Knock, knock, shit happens.

    Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind.

    Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.

    Stoicism: This shit doesn't bother me

    Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit.
  2. Gold, very funny.
  3. ...funny shit??...... :D
  4. In the beginning was the Plan and then came the Assumption.

    And the Assumptions were without form, and the Plan was completely without substance, and darkness was upon the faces of the workers.

    And they spoke amongst themselves saying, “It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.”

    And the workers went unto their supervisors and sayeth, “It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof.”

    And the supervisors went unto their managers and sayeth unto them, “It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.”

    And the managers went unto their directors and sayeth, “It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.”

    And the directors spoke among themselves saying to one another, “It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.”

    And the directors went unto their vice presidents to sayeth unto them, “It promotes growth and is very powerful.”

    And the vice presidents went unto the president and sayeth unto him, “This new plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this company, and these areas in particular.” And the president looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.

    And the Plan became Policy

    And this is how Shit Happens.
  5. ^^^^^ sad but true shit!!.....:facepalm:
  6. Netriderism: Just ride that shit
  7. More like 'let's argue about that shit'.
  8. That seems to be the go lately doesn't it...
  9. Netbicker..... :p

  10. Now that is truly gold! =D>
  11. I was brought up as a Prostestant so I know I dont work hard enough, but I am now an Agnostic so I no longer care I dont work hard enough.
  12. ..that's bull*shit* Chris!!, we know you really care!!..... :D