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Sexy, steamy love letter.

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by es, Dec 19, 2005.

  1. I will seek and find you.

    I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

    I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

    I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

    I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you

    And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

    All my love,

    The Flu
  2. frekin funny :rofl:
  3. sounds like hunters and collectors are sick!
  4. I love you too, Mr Flu. :LOL:
  5. lol, isnt there a rule against others using you login ??? :grin: :grin:
  6. ahh eswen the jokes just keeps getting better
    but still it made me laugh keep the stupidity rolling :LOL: :LOL:
  7. I had her last week :(

    Whats with the new sig mark??? You can Pm me the names ;) :LOL:
  8. kraven... that sounds so dirty....

    what happens on the night stays on the night... kraven we all had free drinks... pretty much all night...

    and theres only rules against using moderators logins...

    and i posted this joke last year... I was just showing seany how i already posted all the funny jokes that exist...
    my god im hungry
  9. :-# :-# :-# :-# :-# :-#
    Sorry Mate.
  10. :idea: i like it i like it alot :rofl:
  11. I can take a pretty good guess anyway :LOL:

    It just confused me when you said "cool" netrider because as you know i wasn't there ;) (Word on the street is that someone spewed :LOL: )
  12. hey i wasnt the only female netrider there ok...
  13. That may be a typo with the cool reference, but mate if you keep staying home on friday nights your cool status will be revoked !! :grin:

    lol, the spew on the street says your right :grin: :grin: :grin:
    Of course I wasn't there at the time, so can't say anymore.
  14. memories are vague... when i was having a few drinks again last night a few strange things came back to me...
    but there was definetly much spewage... im glad my sense of smell is still whacked!
    and i so am not the worst mod ever!!!!!!
  15. Tell me about it !!
  16. I cant... i dont remember :p
  17. Muhahahaha I now know all and no one is safe :twisted:

    .....You are all very very disturbed people :p