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Sex on mars

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Dec 21, 2009.

  1. The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flyer miles.

    They meet a Martian couple and start talking about all sorts of things.

    Mike asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they

    make money, etc.

    Eventually, Maureen brings up the subject of sex. 'Just how do you guys do it?' asks Maureen.

    The Martian responds, 'Pretty much the way you do.'

    A discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

    Maureen and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's only got a teeny, weenie member

    about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

    'I don't think this is going to work,' says Maureen.

    'Why?' he asks. 'What's the matter?'

    'Well,' she replies, 'it's just not long enough to reach me!'

    'No problem,' he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each

    slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's impressively long.

    'Well,' she says, 'that's amazing, but it is still narrow.'

    'No problem,' he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his member grows

    wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

    'Wow!' she exclaims, and they fall into bed and make passionate love.

    The next day the couples rejoin their original partners and go their separate ways.

    As they walk along, Mike asks, 'Well, was it any good?'

    'I hate to say it,' says Maureen, 'but it was wonderful. How about you?'

    'It was horrible,' he replies. 'All I got was a headache . She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.'
  2. Could see the punch line a mile away :p