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Sex Life

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by grange, Mar 7, 2010.

  1. On their wedding night, the young bride went up to her new husband.

    "Since we're married now, we can arrange our sex life like this: In the evening, if my hair is done, that means I don't want sex at all.”

    “If my hair is somewhat undone, that means I may or may not want sex.”

    “And if my hair is completely undone, that means I want sex.”

    “Okay sweetheart,” the groom replied.

    “Just make sure, when I come home, I usually have a drink.”

    “If I have only one drink, that means I don't want sex.”

    “If I have two drinks, I may or may not want sex.”

    “But if I have three drinks, your hair doesn't matter.”