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Sex in the dark

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by vic, May 30, 2008.

  1. There was this couple that had been married for 20
    years. They have three kids.

    Every time they made love the husband always
    insisted on shutting off the light.
    Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this was ridiculous.
    She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.
    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
    screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.

    She looked down and saw her husband holding a
    battery-operated leisure device... a vibrator! Soft,
    wonderful and larger than a real one.
    She went completely ballistic. 'You impotent

    bastard,' she screamed at him, 'how could you
    be lying to me all of these years? You better
    explain yourself!'

    The husband looks her straight in the eyes
    and says calmly ' OK , I'll explain the toy. . .
    you explain the kids.'
  2. 'touche' ! :LOL: :LOL: