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Sex in the Dark. Now explain that !!!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Woodsy, Jul 12, 2007.

  1. There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
    Every time they made love the husband always insisted
    on shutting off the light.
    Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
    She figured she would break him out of this crazyhabit

    So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
    She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!
    Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

    She went completely ballistic.
    "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years?
    You better explain yourself!"
    The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
    "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."
  2. heard that one the other day and it still cracks me up :rofl:
  3. I've heard that one where you replace "vibrator" with "zucchini".
  4. Crikey, after 20 years of marriage that zucchini woudl be pretty worse for wear... :shock:
  5. :shock: :shock: :shock:
  6. :eek:wned:

    Regards, Andrew.