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*Sex frogs for sale*

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by motormouse, Jun 13, 2006.

  1. A young lady goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet.
    As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of live frogs.
    The sign says:

    "Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! Comes with complete

    The woman excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her. She
    whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one."
    The man packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions."
    The woman nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, she reads the instructions and reads them very carefully. She does exactly what is specified:

    Take a shower.
    Splash on some nice perfume.
    Slip into a very sexy nightie.
    Crawl into bed and place the frog down beside you and allow the frog to
    follow its training.

    She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
    The woman is very disappointed and quite upset at this point.
    She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it

    If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store.

    So, the lady calls the pet store. The man says, "I'll be right over."
    Within minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The lady welcomes him in
    and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions.
    The damn thing just sits there."
    The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its
    eyes and sternly says, "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
  2. That's clever :grin:
  3. lol.... gold.....classic.... oh geez thats makes me wanna opening a pet store, :LOL: ;)
  4. :) :) :)

    I'll never at a frog the same way ever again.

    Highly amsuing though