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Sex Education

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Pink Angel, Oct 24, 2005.

  1. A man walks into a Chemist with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are thes, Dad?"
    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh I see, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

    "Cool" says they boy. He notices a pack of 6 and asks, "Then who are these for?" The dad anwsers, "Those are for university men, TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "Wow!" exclamied the boy, "then who uses these?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.
    With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March....."
  2. OMG am I the only one to relate to this? :LOL: :LOL:
  3. one of the joys of getting older is that some things are not necessary...............
  4. It just goes to show there's something for everybody. :LOL:
  5. Nautilus (n): The state a couple enters after marriage.
  6. 6 months married, already seeing the warning signs lol
  7. I call trade-in!
  8. You people scare me.
    (never getting married, ever, ever.)

  9. awww, go on, you know you want to......... :LOL:
  10. Is that a proposal Paul?
  11. no, it's a helpful suggestion from someone who's been enjoying the wonders of married life for 32 years now, that's all!
  12. Came too close once and escaped by the skin of my teeth. I've learnt my lesson, a man's got to know his limitations :)