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Sensativity directive

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Removed_User6, Mar 5, 2006.

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    > U.S. Navy Directive 16134
    >
    > The following directive was issued by the commanding officer of a
    > naval
    > installation somewhere in the Middle East, and it was obviously
    > directed at the Marines.
    >
    >
    > To: All Commands
    > Subject: Inappropriate T-Shirts
    > Ref: ComMidEastFor Inst 16134//24 K
    >
    > 1. All commanders promulgate upon receipt.
    >
    >
    >
    > 2.The following T-shirts are no longer to be worn on or off base
    > by
    > any military or civilian personnel serving in the Middle East :
    >
    >
    > "Eat Pork Or Die" [both English and Arabic versions]
    >
    >
    > "Shrine Busters" [Various. Show burning minarets or
    > bomb/artillery
    > shells impacting Islamic shrines. Some with unit logos.]
    >
    >
    > " Napalm, Sticks Like Crazy" [Both English and Arabic versions]
    >
    >
    > "Goat - it isn't just for breakfast any more". [Both English and
    > Arabic
    > versions]
    >
    >
    > "The road to Paradise begins with me." [Mostly Arabic versions
    > but
    > some
    > in English. Some show sniper scope cross-hairs]
    >
    >
    > "Guns don't kill people. I kill people". [Both Arabic and
    > English
    > versions]
    >
    >
    > "Pork. The other white meat". [Arabic version]
    >
    >
    > "Infidel" [English, Arabic and other coalition force languages.]
    >
    >
    > 3.The above tee shirts will be removed from base exchanges upon
    > receipt
    > of this directive.
    >
    >
    > 4.The following signs are to be removed upon receipt of this
    > message:
    >
    > "Islamic Religious Services Will Be Held at the Firing Range At
    > 0800
    > Daily."
    >
    > "Do we really need 'smart bombs' to drop on these dumb bastards?"
    >
    >
    > 5. All commands are instructed to implement sensitivity training
    > upon
    > receipt


     
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