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Secrets of a long happy life :)

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by kaitlyn, Oct 2, 2007.


    A man walked up to a little old lady rocking in a chair on her porch.

    "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," he said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," she said. "I also do a gramme of charlie a day, a spliff every night, a case of whiskey a week, eat junk food, and never exercise, and do pills on the weekend."

    "That's amazing," said the man, "how old are you?"

  2. Live fast, die young, and leave a beautiful corspe huh
  3. You should have posted this in the 'Eccys and Pingers' thread :LOL:.
  4. also, should have been posted in jokes, but hey... :p
  5. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    So that's why i feel so old.
  6. And why I feel so young! :grin: