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Second Monday Funny

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by hornet, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. This is an oldie, but I keep going back to it because it's so good!
    FOR THOSE OF YOU HAVING TROUBLE WITH METRIC CONVERSION, HERE ARE SOME WHICH MAY NOT BE ACCURATE, BUT ARE A WHOLE LOT MORE FUN :LOL:

    1012 microphones = 1 megaphone

    106 bicycles = 2 megacycles

    500 millinaries = 1 seminary

    2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds

    10 cards = 1 decacards

    1/2 lavatory = 1 demijohn

    10¯6 fish = 1 microfiche

    454 graham crackers = 1 pound cake

    1012 pins = 1 terrapin

    1021 picolos = 109 los = 1 gigolo

    10 rations = 1 decoration

    100 rations = 1 C-ration

    10 millipedes = 1 centipede



    3 1/3 tridents = 1 decadent

    10 monologs = 5 dialogues

    5 dialogues = 1 decalogue

    2 monograms = 1 diagram

    8 nickels = 2 paradigms

    2 snake eyes = 1 paradise

    2 wharves = 1 paradox

    10¯6 phones = 1 microphone

    106 phones = 1 megaphone

    10¯2 mental = 1 centimental

    10¯1 mate = 1 decimate

    1012 bulls = 1 terabull

    10¯12 boos = 1 picoboo

    10¯15 bismol = 1 femtobismol
     
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