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Scottish sympathy

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by smee, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. Apologies if this has done the rounds but i got a good giggle

    Scottish Sympathy

    Bono, the lead singer of the band U2, is famous throughout the
    entertainment industry for being more than just a little self-righteous.

    At a recent U2 concert in Glasgow, Scotland, he asked the audience for
    total quiet. Then, in the silence, he started to slowly clap his hands,
    once every few seconds. Holding the audience in total silence, he said
    into the microphone, "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa

    A voice with a broad Scottish accent, from the front of the crowd,
    pierces the quiet .............

    "Well, foockin stop clappin then!"
  2. How much of a tosser is Bono? He just keeps outdoing himself..........

    Regards, Andrew.
  3. Well yep, that'd be what a tosser does...