stolen from column 8 smh: 'Assembly description', provided with a Monarch three-wheel scooter: '1. Assemble the front fork of the scooter, invaginate the front fork to the tie-in of the cannulation of the scooter shelf. 2. Invaginate the collet to the other side of the tie-in of the cannulation of the scooter, insert the handlebar to the collet. 3. Aim at and chain up. WARNNING [sic] The scooter must be assembled by adult.'