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scooter assembly

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by russ, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. stolen from column 8 smh:

    'Assembly description', provided with a Monarch three-wheel scooter: '1. Assemble the front fork of the scooter, invaginate the front fork to the tie-in of the cannulation of the scooter shelf. 2. Invaginate the collet to the other side of the tie-in of the cannulation of the scooter, insert the handlebar to the collet. 3. Aim at and chain up. WARNNING [sic] The scooter must be assembled by adult.'

    :LOL: :LOL: