So here's my dilemma, I'm used to the fairly noisy wildlife where I live. I have a a large flock of cockatoos in residence, which have increased in numbers over the years of drought - and I'm used to their loud screeching in the morning and at night as they fly overhead and it doesn't bother me. However...some F%$#ing noisy annoying birds have taken up residence in a tree directly outside my bedroom window and are giving me the absolute shits. Initially I thought there was a nest of baby birds crying out with the constant cwawk cwawk cwawk cwawk and hoped that as spring moved to summer they'd grow and disappear. But no, its some bloody fully grown things that make that racket. So I thought perhaps they are protecting a nest nearby, but that doesn't seem to be the case either. So there the little fvckers sit, outside my window, 5:30am they start with the cwawk cwawk cwawk and I swear if I had a shotgun I'd be missing all the glass in my window by now. So my question is - what can I do to get rid of them? No shooting, no poison, no cutting down every plant in my backyard - I just want to encourage them to go find someone else to annoy the fvck out of. I tried hanging some old CD's out there, which I'd found effective to keep birds away from strawberry plants before, but they didn't bother them at all. I've banged on the window which startles them away for all of..oh...one and a half minutes...I've chased them away and yet there they are. (insert image of me sitting here with one eye twitching uncontrollably). Any ideas?