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Scared of snakes?

Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Metricryder, Dec 1, 2008.

  1. If you're not scared of snakes you soon could be :eek: :shock:

  2. I could do with a new handbag and shoes...
  3. dirty bird
  4. They're only carpet snakes!
  5. No real man is scared of snakes. Especially a roadworkin' man.
  6. If I was armed with a Road Roller, I wouldn't worry about them either.
  7. Today, in an act of 100% SELF-DEFENCE, by hand. It was coming right for me.
    No roller required.
  8. What did you use? Winchester or Louisville slugger. Maybe a long handle shovel from Bunnings.
  9. Right hand to tail, whipping motion. Leaves it intact, and cannot harm anyone.
  10. AAAhhh Joel. You are a whipcrackin' man. Good skills. Just don't do it with nipples or clits.
  11. surely he used his teeth?
  12. I would for you, cheeky :p
  13. Once a brown snake bit Joel's leg ....... after five days of excruciating pain, the snake died. :p :bolt:
  14. i heard it was a tiger snake

  15. I guess you handle trouser snakes well also !

  16. Micky, your repressed Homosexuality is bursting out of every post.

    Why don't you just "come out" ?

    You couldn't possibly want Joel to crack your snake, could you?