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Say it real slow!...

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Mar 3, 2010.

  1. Two American tourists were driving through Wales.

    As they were approaching llwanfairpwllgwngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogoggogoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name.

    They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the girl:-



    “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?”

    She leaned over the counter and said, “Burrrrrrrr gerrrrrrr Kiiiiing.”
     
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  2. Nice Tweetster :D
     
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  3. Hey Andyroo!!... how did the vomit on the cute girl go??......:p
     
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  4. Ha! I'm finding it hard to vomit on cue. Just end up standing there looking like an idiot. :LOL:
     
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  5. .. down a case of beer and stick ya fingers down ya throat before you see her!! :sick: ... pwobblem scholved.... hic!!! :LOL:
     
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  6. :rofl: Ahhh American tourists, possibly the only people in the world that believe one can go haggis hunting in Scotland.
     
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  7. You can't? so where do they catch them?
     
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  8. Duh, in the lochs, they are aquatic!
     
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  9. Not to be confused with the Wellie!!
     
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