Ha ha ha ha ha, Egiste is in the kitchen swearing like a warfie and vowing revenge on safeway. First he opens his steak to find the other side looks somewhat less appealing than the upside in the tray but doesn't mind too much. Then he pulls out a packet of Wollworths brand "Satay Rice" which he thinks will be delicious and begins to read the instructions. 1. Cook rice on stove top for 12mins. 2. Stir through two tablespoons of peanut butter. It's just rice! It can be "Satay Rice" but you have to supply and add the flavour yourself. Now he's decided to just eat the steak.