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Santa bought me a bike

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by es, Mar 3, 2005.

  1. On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic
    light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

    The cop says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa
    bring that to you?"

    The kid says, "Yeah."

    The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on
    that bike."



    The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety
    violation ticket.

    The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says,

    "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring
    that to you?"

    Humoring the kid, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did."

    The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the ass
    on the back of the horse, instead of on top."
     
  2. LOL! I like that one,nice one bloke! :LOL: :p
     
  3. True Blue cobber, fair dinkum ripper!
     
  4. ah well, i have more ;)