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Rider Down - No just a Monday Funny :P

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by pvda, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. Australian Immigration Test

    Mujibar was trying to get into Australia legally through Immigration. The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter Australia."

    Mujibar said, "I am ready."

    The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."

    Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
    The Officer said, "Go ahead."

    Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"

    Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at a call centre.
  2. Love it!