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Ricky!! ("Eastenders' Bianca stylee")

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by I am the Stig..., Mar 31, 2008.

  1. Apologies if this has been posted before, but I haven't laughed out loud like this in quite a while!

    Ricky was in trouble.

    He forgot his Wedding Anniversary. His wife Sue was really angry.

    She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

    driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT


    The next morning Rick got up early and left for work. When his wife

    woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

    gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put

    on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back

    in the house.

    She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

    Ricky has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him.

  2. :rofl:

    Very funny!
  3. Good one to remember. What else goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds? a bullet, calorie counter, a credit card (but that defeats the principle) etc

    Very appropriate.