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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Iffracem, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. A gynecologist tired of his profession, and wanting less responsibility,
    decided a career change was in order. After some serious thought, he
    decided that being an engine mechanic, something he had once enjoyed
    prior to college, would be a good choice. However, it had been a long
    time since he had tinkered with an engine and he knew that in order to
    compete with the younger workforce, he would have to go to school.

    He enrolled in a technical institute that specialized in teaching auto
    mechanics. He aced the course, but the final exam required each student
    to completely strip and reassemble an engine. It was with some
    trepidation that he took the test. At completion, he turned the engine
    over to his instructors for evaluation and awaited his final grade.

    When they were handed out, he did a double take at the 150% grade he
    received. Rather confused, he asked his instructors how it was possible
    to have a grade like this. "It is really quite simple," they said. "We
    gave you 50% for correctly disassembling the engine, 50% for correctly
    reassembling it, and an additional 50% for doing it all through the