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Request of Pay Raise

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by stewy, Feb 12, 2008.

  1. BODY:

    I, the Penis hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

    I do physical labor.
    I work at great depths.
    I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
    I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
    I work in a damp environment.
    I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
    I work in high temperature.
    My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

    P. Niss

    The Response:

    Dear Penis:

    After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons.

    You don't work 8 hours straight.
    You fall asleep after brief work periods.
    You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
    You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.
    You do not take initiative - you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
    You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift,
    don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.
    You will retire well before you are 65.
    You are unable to work double shifts.
    You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
    And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious - looking bags.



  2. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    EXCELLANT!! thankyou.
  3. thats fantastic :p i think its goin up in the toilet with all the other funny shit in there :rofl: :busting:
  4. Stewy, top one.