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Repost - It's that time of the year again!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. Every 14th of february men get the chance to display fondness for their wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than anything.

    Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret... guys really don't enjoy this that much.

    Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration.

    Another secret... guys feel left out. That's right ... left out. there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.

    Which is why a new holiday has been created.

    March the 2nd is now officially ''Steak and BJ Day''.
    Simple, effective and self-explanatory... this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man just how much you love him.

    No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all... just a steak and a BJ. That's it.

    Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and BJ Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual love machine.

    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
  2. um it's the 20th of March, but hey one of the 2nd sounds pretty good too ;)
  3. i would like to second that notion
    from now on i will be expecting a steak and a BJ from my missus every march the 2nd
    i doubt i would get any though.... but i will try
  4. Keep the steak, I'll have 2xBJs please!

    Extra points if you can deliver them simultaneously.
  5. whats the "repost" bit for?