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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by TonyE, Jun 27, 2008.

  1. Things teachers would like to write on students' reports – but can’t.

    Since my last report this student has reached rock bottom and started to dig.

    I would not allow this student to breed.

    This student has delusions of adequacy.

    This student sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to meet them.

    This student is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

    This student has a full “6-pack†– but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

    This student has been working with glue too much.

    When this student’s IQ reaches 50 – they should sell.

    This student has a photographic memory – but the lens cap is glued on.

    The boom gate is down, the lights are flashing – but no train is coming.

    If this student was any more stupid they’d have to be watered twice a week.

    If you gave this student a penny for their thoughts – you’d get change.

    It’s hard to believe that this student beat out 1,000,000 other sperm cells.

    This student is one neuron short of a synapse.

    The wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.

    Other students would follow this student anywhere – but only out of a morbid sense of curiosity.

    All is not lost! This student could someday be on the Board of Studies.
  2. :rofl: :rofl:
    What a PISSER!
  3. Thats good! :LOL: