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...Replacement mouse balls.....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Tweetster, Nov 26, 2012.

  1. To whom this may concern
    Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

    If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a
    ball replacement. Mouse balls are now available as FRU (Field Replacement
    Units). Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of
    mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before
    proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of
    the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball
    removal procedures differ depending upon the manufacturer of the mouse.
    Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop off method. Domestic balls are
    replaced by using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not usually static
    sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon
    completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately. It is
    recommended that each person have a pair of spare balls for maintaining
    optimum customer satisfaction. Any customer missing his balls
    should contact the local personnel in charge of removing and replacing
    these necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without properly
    working balls is an unhappy customer.

  2. ball check
    yep im good