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Renting vs. Purchasing

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by MadStu, Aug 6, 2008.

  1. The math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:
    After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million.
    Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year
    relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended
    up costing him $26,849 per time.
    This is Heather.


    On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen,
    an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges
    $4,000 an hour. For anything!
    This is Kristen.


    Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he
    would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every
    night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).
    Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no
    begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all
    requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no
    bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all,
    she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you
    ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.
    Sometimes renting makes far more sense.
  2. That is so wrong but somehow right :?
  3. well put sir :cool:
  4. Best application of maths ever ;)
  5. ...renting versus purchasing... :-k I'm surprised the wymin libbers haven't gotten onto the purchasing/ownership part of that equation... :eek:hno:

    Has anyone showed Sir Paul this maths?? I reckon it'd turn him into a Hugh Hefner figure over night!! :grin:
  6. Wisdom

    if it fcuks, flies or floats, dont buy it, rent it.
  7. I can't afford either :(