In light of the 'This I Believe' thread, here's one of my fave religious jokes: A protestant, a catholic and a mormon are sitting round chatting. The protestant proudly states, "I have four strapping young sons, one more and I'll have a basketball team!" The Catholic replies, "So what, I've got eight sons, one more and I'll have a baseball team!!" The Mormon scoffs at them both and says, "Yeah, well I've got 17 wives, one more and I'll have a golf course!!!" Boom Tish. What's yours???