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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Jan 15, 2010.

  1. He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you really badly. She said - Well, you succeeded.
    And then a fight started…

    A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"
    And then a fight started…

    A little boy went up to his father and asked:"Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?"The father replied: "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, 'cause I still have mine."
    And then a fight started…

    What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with a lot of blowing and then sucking,and then next thing you know your house is gone!



    What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a Playboy centerfold? Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

    Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...

    My wife and I are into S & M. She Sleeps and I masturbate..
     
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  2. hehehe ****en ten chars :)
     
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