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Redneck Poetry

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by Milos, Jul 25, 2005.

  1. The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two
    finalists. One was a Duke University Law School graduate. The other
    finalist was a redneck from Southeast Alabama A&M. The rules of the
    contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute
    or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu". The Duke
    graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started he
    jumped up and recited the following poem:
    Slowly across the desert sand,
    Trekked the dusty caravan.
    Men on camels, two by two
    The audience went wild!!! How, they wondered, could the redneck top that?!
    The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in
    the last few seconds, he jumped and recited:
    Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
    Met three whores in a pop-up tent.
    They was three, we was two,
    So I bucked one and Timbuktu.

  2. Yeeehaaaa...
    I can hear the banjo...