A man is stopped for running a red light. The driver demands to know why he is being harassed and instantly goes on a tirade, questioning the officer's ancestry, sexual orientation, etc., in rather explicit terms. The tirade goes on without the officer saying anything. When he gets done with writing the ticket he puts an "AH" in the lower right corner of the ticket. He then hands it to the man for his signature. He signs the ticket angrily, and when presented with his copy points to the "AH" and demands to know what it stands for. The Policeman says, "That's so when we go to court, I'll remember that you're an Asshole!" The man knows that with his driving record he could lose his licence. So he has hired a lawyer to represent him in court. On the stand the officer testifies to seeing the man run the red light. Under cross examination the defence attorney asks; "Officer is this a copy of the ticket you issued my client?" Officer responds, "Yes sir, that is the defendants copy, his signature and mine, same number at the top. Lawyer: "Officer is there any particular marking or notation on this ticket you don't normally make?" Officer: "Yes sir, in the lower right corner of the narrative there is an"AH," underlined." Lawyer: "What does the "AH" stand for, officer?" Officer: "Aggressive and Hostile Sir." Lawyer: "Aggressive and Hostile?" Officer: "Yes Sir? Lawyer: "Officer, I put it to you, that we both know that it stands for Asshole?" Officer: "Well Sir, Iâ€™m sure you know your client better than I do!"