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Reality

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by generalyuehfei, Mar 13, 2006.

  1. As a woman passes her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a
    strange buzzing noise coming from within.

    Opening the door, she observed her daughter giving herself a real
    work-out with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: "what in the world are you
    doing?"
    The daughter replied: "mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and
    this thing is about as close as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go
    away and leave me lone.''

    The next day, the girl's father heard the same buzz coming from the
    other side of the closed bedroom door.



    Upon entering the room, he observed his daughter making passionate love
    to her vibrator. To his query as to what she was doing, the daughter
    said: "dad I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close
    as I'll ever get to a husband. Please, go away and leave me alone."

    A couple of days later the wife came home from a shopping trip, placed
    the groceries on the kitchen table and heard a buzzing noise coming
    from, of all places, the living room. She entered and observed her
    husband sitting on the couch, downing a cold beer, and staring at the
    TV.

    The vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.
    The wife asked 'what the hell are you doing?'

    The husband replied I'm watching football with my son in law'
     
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  2. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

    Love it!!!


    But does he mow the lawns??
     
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  3. :LOL: :LOL:
    Walking in on his daughter using a vibrator....The poor guy's probably in a state of shock
     
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  4. Haha very clever :p
     
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