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Reading Jokes before posting, & Limerics

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Kraven, Jul 20, 2006.

  1. Suppose this belongs in here because it's the joke section :?




    Are people actually reading the jokes they're posting or just copy/pasting and then posting jokes for the hell of it???
    Because seriously most of the jokes that have been posted in the last few weeks are pretty shithouse and not in the least bit funny, i could use a few examples but i don't want to make people feel bad.

    At least read what you're posting before posting it ;)
     
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  2. Mate you need to speak to this forums administrator !!! :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:
     
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  3. i read stuff before i post it :(
    kraven is just mean.


    (if you have a problem with anything specific just pm me?)
     
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  4. There was a young fellow named Kraven
    the moderators wrath he was bravin'
    there started a rumour
    he had no sense of humour
    because of his Netrider ravin'.

    :LOL: :LOL:

    Some people find all of the jokes funny some of the time
    Some people find some of the jokes funny all of the time
    No one finds all of the jokes funny all of the time
    (with apologies to Abraham Lincoln)

    :p :p :p
     
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  5. There once was a young man named Michael,
    Who fell of his motor cycle,
    He fell in a hump,
    and became a grump,
    and winged of a joke recycle.



    :grin: :grin: :grin:

    (this is fun)
     
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  6. A Netrider riding a Honda
    found that he was no longer fonda
    jokes that weren't funny
    and totally crummy
    and would no longer linger here longer

    :LOL: :LOL: :p
     
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  7. I do wish i could warn users for posting crappy jokes....


    But then Id be banned :(
     
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  8. [IMG:37:21:bccc418a84]http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b254/kraven_84/Smilies/squintfinger.gif[/img:bccc418a84]

    Hehehe shows what can happen if you post before having you breakfast :LOL:
    Geeze i sound like a real asshole in that first post :oops:
     
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  9. But just think of what you've inspired
    because you weren't totally wired
    We've now had some fun
    from what you've begun
    'cause of jokes that were rotten and tired


    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  10. You carrie and glipschitz should all start a club or something :LOL:
     
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  11. The jokes on the Netrider forum
    Were lacking in any decorum
    Which Michael protested,
    And eswen contested,
    But the rest of us say "Give us more'em."
     
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  12. Hornet posted in to protest
    that the lines which he'd written in jest
    were not full of shite
    but witty and bright
    (they're no worse than most of the rest)

    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  13. PRAY Loz doesn't find this thread :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:
     
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  14. Crappy joke

    A horse walks into a bar ......

    ..... no wait ... it was a dog.

    A dog walked into a bar .....

    ..... no hang on I think it was a restaurant .....


    Oh bugga, I forget :LOL:
     
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  15. Some jokes are so bad that they blister -
    So don't put this bloke through the twister.
    See Mike, how I stand
    Up and give you a hand?
    ...so now can I bang your hot sister?
     
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  16. :rofl: After that how can i say no :)

    Like this i guess, No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No
     
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  17. :rofl: :LOL: :LOL: :rofl:

    love it Lozzo :grin:
     
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  18. Thats a great joke :LOL:
     
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  19. There once was a man from Namtucket......
     
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  20. ive only ever heard that one place before (TV show)... and only ever the 1st line.

    guess i should google it or something
     
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