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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by bkdu, Jun 3, 2010.

  1. This was sent to me today ... made me smile ...

    A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

    Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What's going on?"

    "Terrorists have kidnapped Kevin Rudd, Wayne Swan, Anna Bligh and Julia Gillard. They're asking for a $310 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire.
    We're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

    The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"

    "About a litre." :demon:
  2. Haha nice one!
  3. ...tee.hee!!!.... already passed on.... :D
  4. Yes I passed this on when it said Bob Hawke.
  5. Oldie but a goodie I guess?! :)
  6. I remember when it was "about a gallon"...
  7. Whats a gallon then Tony? Can I sit on your knee while you tell us a story of the olden days?:p

  8. No you can't Cam!

    Try Hornet, he's a little bit older than me. Although you'll probably only get stories from his childhood (the old testament :) )
  9. Farken funny!