my physio and i exchange rank jokes some days. here is todays lot; COLUMBIA DISATER Q; what did the teacher on the columbia ship say to her husband before she left? A; you feed the kids, i'll feed the fish ----------- Q; what was the last thing she said on the ship? A; what does this button do? ----------- PRINCES DI Q; what did saint peter say to diana at the gates o heaven? A; take that merc off your face ----------- Q; what was she wearing? A; a black bonnet ----------- three nuns were on their way to a nun convention. two o them experienced nuns and one young nun. they were held up in traffic cause the devil stopped in the middle o the road and wouldn't move. the experianced nuns tooted the horn and did their bit but the devil wouldnt move. one o the nuns turns to the young nun and says; "stick your head out the window and show him your cross" so the nun stuck her head out the window and said "move your effin arrse you effin jackass!" --------------- micheal jackson and his woman had an enormas bout o sex. during the after glow she asked him "are you really a peadophile?" he said "that's a big word for a seven year old" -------------- pee ching!