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Random SMS

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by yksnirk, Feb 3, 2009.

  1. Just received a random sms from someone, thought i would share it:



     
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  2. Ha. Reminds me of another one.

     
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  3. :LOL:

    Or this.

    "Today is "support the mentally disabled" day. Please suppot this cause by passing this message on to a mentally disabled friend, as I have done"
     
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  4. Reminds me of an old one i got ages ago, can't find it now, but goes sumthing along the lines of:

     
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  5. remember when you were small and you used to blow bubbles in the bath, well bubbles is out of jail and he is looking for you.
     
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  6. i got this from my brother
    Scientists have discovered the average c&^k weighs 8 ounces, but can't decide what the average c*&t weighs. Be a good sport, pop on the scales and ring me back
     
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  7. I am in trouble and need your help,
    the police have arrested me and locked me up for
    being the uglyest bastard in Australia and I need
    you to come to the station and prove their wrong!
     
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