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Rack off, hairy legs!

Discussion in 'The Pub' at netrider.net.au started by jirf88, Aug 5, 2009.

  1. SO



    I'm at work, posting on NR. (again) Need to get a more engaging job.

    ANYWAYS... A colleague of mine just dropped one of the finest Australianisms I've heard in a while.

    *on the topic of a suspected office romance*
    If they aren't doing it by sundown I'll walk from here to Burke!

    Love it. Personally, I've always been partial to "Died in the arse".

    Who wants to contribute?
     
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  2. From a guy at work today. Was said by a truckie.

    "she's so hot, I'd hide behind the toilet for a month to hear her fart"
     
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  3. Conversely: (Said by a friend of mine about a former colleague)
    having sex with her would be like throwing a sausage down a hallway. :LOL:


    Nicknames are some of the best too.

    I once had a boss who was nicknamed "Wingnut" (nothing between the ears).

    Another one was "The Mirror Man" - he was always promising to "look into it".
     
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  4. Do Lozism’s count?
    If so just look at any review of a bike that he has done.
     
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  5. We had a manager from higher up in the organization we called seagull.
    Cause he would fly in lay shit on everything eat then fly out
     
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  6. Only if they're obscure and hilarious.

    This is gold.
     
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  7. from a previous job; a simular and more feral version;

    "i'd drink a gallon of her piss just to see where it comes from"

    yes, like i said, feral.
     
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  8. Oh well, if we're going there...

    " Those legs go all the way to the top and make a #$%^ of themselves."
     
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  9. I always liked the nickname "Showbags" for someone who's full of shit.
     
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  10. couple of od bushie's 'wind' descriptions

    it's so windy it would blow the dog off the chain

    and

    it's so windy it'd blow the saddle off a nightmare
     
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  11. 'Don't sit there like a stale bottle of piss'
    I'm that hungry I could eat a horse then chase the jockey
    Happy as a pig in shit
    Noisier than a dunny door in a storm
     
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  12. that reminds me;

    I'm so hungry I could eat the arse out of a low flying duck

    EDIT: helps if I type out the entire saying instead of mentally tacking it onto someone else's post...
     
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  13. when a bloke was really pushy, they used to say that he had 'more front than Anthony Horden's'
     
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  14. "or I'll rip ya bloody arms off"
    [​IMG]
     
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  15. "more front than Myers" was also popular when I was a kid :LOL:
     
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  16. One I love from the movie Dodgeball....

    "he's about as useful as a cock flavored lollypop" :LOL:
     
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  17. Not sure if these are Aussie:

    Ugly as a hat full of arseholes.
    Dumb as a box of hammers.
    'Going to see a man about a dog' - took me 15years to finally find out what that ment.
     
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  18. My favourite one ATM is

    "You don't need a long neck to be a goose"
     
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  19. Love that one. :LOL:
     
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  20. to "use her legs as earmuffs"
     
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