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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by foot69, Aug 28, 2011.

  1. A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. “Wow, this is great,” he thought. It wasn’t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight: lots of other bunny rabbits, all free, having fun and nibbling at the lush grass.

    Hey,” he called. “I’m a rabbit from the laboratory and I’ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?”

    “Yes. Come and join us,” they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good, unlike his tasteless food he grew up with. “What else do you wild rabbits do?” he asked. “Well,” one of them said. “You see that field there? It’s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.” This he couldn’t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, “What else do you do?”

    “You see that field there? It’s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.” The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. “Is there anything else you guys do?” he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. “There’s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there,” he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. “They’re girls. We **** them. Go and try it.” Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. “That was fantastic,” he panted. “So are you going to live with us then?” one of them asked. “I’m sorry, I had a great time but I can’t.” The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. “Why? We thought you liked it here.”

    “I do,” our friend replied. “But I must get back to the laboratory. I’m dying for a cigarette.”
  2. I don't get it. :-s
  3. :confused:as above
  4. I got it. Made me laugh as I didn't expect it.

    Don't know how to explain it though, I think it's pretty simple. Its probably one of those jokes that is easy to get but you either find it funny or don't. No explanation would make it funny. IMO.
  5. They are doing laboratory testing on the effects of cigarettes, using rabbits? Don't really find it funny.
    Cigarettes are so addictive that not even all that stuff could be worth not having them? Still not funny.
  6. simple it is a


    not a public information piece in the paper.
  7. us old folk used to light up a ciggy in bed after sex now you cant smoke in the house i go without the sex
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  8. Fark, I miss that afterglow ciggy so much!!
  9. Reminded me of "I Am Not An Animal"