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Quick Caption competition...

Discussion in 'Multimedia' started by pete the freak, Feb 9, 2007.

  1. Bonus Points for the funniest captions for each of these pics:



  2. 1. I said I'd carry ewe all the way home.

    2. The joys of squidding.

    3. Don't stick your neck out in traffic
  3. Ive got nothing, but I LOOOOOVE that second photo.

    "I feel the need...."
  4. ...the need for a shirt.
  5. pic 1 - The Motorcycle Diaries (New Zealand edition)
    pic 2 - I am not an animal, I am a squid.
    pic 3 - Hey, its tail end charlie not tail end feathers!
  6. Pic 1 I hope ewe know where ewe are going!
    Pic 2 Why did I have to open my big mouth?
    Pic 3 Wanna race?
  7. ..

    1: Killing 2 birds with 1 stone
    2: Im not going anywhere... im just an ugly cnt
    3: Come back lunch!
  8. 1.) See! you don't always need velcro gloves.
    2.) After eating that vindaloo, Mario just had to cool his mouth somehow.
    3.) Pull over! this is the police. You didn't stop at the sign back there buddy. He's making a run for it, shoot his tires out.
  9. 1. Settle down Bessy, it's only a crest, the cliff is still miles away
    2. Hey, they eat them in Thailand, lets see what all the hype is about.
    3. Pull over, you are in breach of the hoon laws, your tail is hiding your rear plate
  10. 1. NZ Farmer out with his date

    2. Another satisfied Thursday mystery ride punter

    3. A still from a Moredeth video
  11. 1) When I accelerate you may feel a little prick.
    2) Nakid sky diving is for pussies
    3) When I say Whoa I Mean Whoa!!!!
  12. 1) RAM-air induction, country style
    2) All was going well...till the bee swarm hit
    3) Kim Yo was later disqualified from the 12th annual Police scooter race after spectator photos revealed the secret to his high speeds on the main straight.
  13. Seeing as how I'm going home soon, I'll hand out the official bonus points now, but feel free to keep coming up with them.

    For picture one, the award and 10 bonus points goes to:

    For picture two, the award and 10 bonus points goes to:

    And finally, for picture three, the award and 10 bonus points goes to:

    Oh, wait it's a tie, they'll have to split the bonus points, 5points each go to:


    :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: :LOL:

    Congratulations to our winners and thanks to everyone who played... :cool:
  14. Well I missed it but screw it anyway...

    1) "Don't tell my wife we weren't wearing helmets..."

    2) "Entomologists are using increasingly bizarre methods of catching new species to study"

    3) "OSTLICH!"
  16. 1. Teaching how you do a ewe turn!

    2. Excuse me, but do I have something stuck in my teeth?

    3. Stop! My braces are stuck in your wing!
  17. 1) While running from the cops and faced with the judgemental world, Thelma and Lou are left with no other alternative than riding off the cliff together.

    2) *burp* That last grasshopper took me over the edge, I'm stuffed.

    3) Cool! An upgrade!...just got to get a little closer......
  18. 1) lambswool tank-covers, designed to keep your package warm on those cold lonely rides ;)

    2) "redbullgivesyouwiiiinnnnggggggsssssssss!"

    3) breaking news: "big bird beats bobby on bike"
  19. 1. (In a kiwi accent) I'm not shearing my sheep with anyone.

    2 & 3, too tired
  20. 3. "Sir please pull over you failed to indicate at the T section back there!"