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Quick before it starts

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by vic, Jul 23, 2006.

  1. A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."

    She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.

    When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."

    This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.

    When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."

    That's it!" She blows her top, "You creep! You waltz in here, flop your fat butt down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

    The husband sighed. "Oh shit, it's started."
  2. :LOL: thats a classic!!!
  3. hahaha nice one vic.
  4. :idea: HAha :rofl: yet the femanist would be saying [-X [-X me i dont care its funny