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Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by pvda, Apr 5, 2005.

  1. If you choke a Smurf, what colour does it turn?

    What do people in China call their good plates?

    What do you call a male ladybug?

    If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

    Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment, but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?

    What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?

    Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

    If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

    What hair colour do they put on the driver's license of a bald man? (Vic ??)

    When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

    Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

    Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?

    How does the guy who drives the snowplough get to work?

    If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?

    You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

    If a fire-fighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

    If you throw a cat out of the house, does it become kitty litter?

    If aspirins are always Take Two, why not increase the size of ONE?
  2. I only stumbled across this yesterday. Showed them to Mrs Nodz, she said that they're perfectly legitimate questions...:shock:
  3. Because the plane would be so heavy it wouldn't make it off the ground! :p