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Q:what does a kodak camera and a condom have in common?

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Dude, Aug 9, 2005.

  1. A:They both capture the moment.

  2. not bad
  3. I would have said, one develops things, and one stops things from developing, actually
  4. LMAO@Hornet600!!!
    :LOL: :LOL:
  5. I like it.
  6. actually a camera doesn't develop anything...that is done afterwards in a lab.
  7. theres always at least one person that ruins the fun :D
  8. A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

    She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop!
    And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

    The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

    Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train.

    Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your
    belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one."

    She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train.

    We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today."

    As the mother began to smile, then the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat biatch in
    the kitchen".
  9. Two five year olds having a conversation.

    First 5-y-o:"Mummy found a condom on the patio!"

    Second 5-y-o:"What's a patio?"

  10. :LOL: :LOL: :LOL: very good .
  11. Thats a good one Lenna! :D

  12. Dave met Stacey in a nightclub.
    They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the
    end of the evening Stacey invited Dave to her place,
    where they quickly got involved in a very passionate
    and energetic session in bed together.
    Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in
    the bed and snuggled up close to each other.
    After a short while, Stacey began tenderly stroking
    Dave's manhood.
    Surprised but appreciative, Dave comments, "Surely you
    can't be ready for more already?"
    Stacey replies, "No, but every now and then I get a
    bit nostalgic, and miss the days when I had mine"

  13. well, haha that was unexpected. not a bad joke. guess stan just thought sex would be better being female..