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....q & a....

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' at netrider.net.au started by Tweetster, Jan 21, 2011.

  1. Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN'S NIPPLES FOR?
    A: It's Braille for 'suck here'.

    Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
    A: It's the same as a French kiss, but 'down under.'

    Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
    A: Melt them down, make a tyre, and call it a Good year.

    Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
    A: Because when they come, they're wild and wet. But when they go, they take your house and car with them.

    Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
    A: Because they don't have any balls to scratch...

    Q: WHAT IS A MAN'S ULTIMATE EMBARASSMENT?
    A : Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.


     
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  2. Nice ones :)
     
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  3. Nice one, bagged out both sexes, equality at its finest. All of them had me rolling on the floor.
     
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  4. Why is the area between a woman's breasts and hips called the "waist"?
    Cos you could easily fit another pair of tits in there...
     
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  5. something like this maybe??
     

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  6. is that real? :-s
     
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  7. Can't be - nipple on the right doesn't match the 2 on the left...
     
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  8. Pic related...

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  9. ^^^..... so is that known as "The Nipple effect" as opposed to the "Ripple effect"??.... 8-[
     
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  10. LMAO.....Tweet you've got a wicked sense of humour!

    I find it mesmerizing to watch. I expect a girl with three boobs would have the same effect.
     
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  11. I don't care what it's called; I'd pay damn good money to see it!
    (Why am I now thinking about the time I caught the pingpong ball, then lit the cigarette?)
     
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