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Q&A from Dr Phil

Discussion in 'Jokes and Humour' started by generalyuehfei, Apr 4, 2006.

  1. > Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
    > A: Its Braille for "suck here".
    > Q: What is an Australian kiss?
    > A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.
    > Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
    > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
    > Q: Why can't you trust a woman?
    > A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't
    > die?
    > Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
    > A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take
    > your house and car with them.
    > Q: What's the speed limit of sêx?
    > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around.
    > Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
    > A: They don't have balls to scratch.

  2. hahaha
    laughed hard on this one
    :LOL: :LOL: