> Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for? > A: Its Braille for "suck here". > > Q: What is an Australian kiss? > A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under. > > Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? > A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. > > Q: Why can't you trust a woman? > A: How can you trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't > die? > > Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women? > A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take > your house and car with them. > > Q: What's the speed limit of sêx? > A: 68; at 69 you have to turn around. > > Q: Why girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? > A: They don't have balls to scratch.